Thursday, February 10, 2005

Episode MXIV
Attack of the Sperm Whale Heads
A long time ago in an ocean far, far away...


It is a period of turmoil for those leading the Crustacean Rebellion against the evil Morey Empire. A young lobster named Leonard Coralstrider returns home from the Crustacean Defense Academy to find his family's reef blockaded by the evil Lord Morey Dork Brad and his sinister Stormturtles.


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Fearing the worst, young Coralstrider scurries to a neighboring outcropping of brain coral in an attempt to gain a better vantage point. Once a safe location is secured, Lenny frantically strains his antennae and eyes in a desperate search for any sign of his family. To his dismay, a quick scan reveals that the only sign of life visible from Lenny's location is an ever vigilant patrol of Stormturtles that completely surrounds his family's reef both below on the ocean floor and above in a halo formation above the reef.


After repeatedly searching every crevice and fissure within his home reef from his distant location, he decides that closer investigation is required to find his family. With his decision, Lenny begins to stealthily wave his swimmerettes in an attempt to not trigger Lord Brad's infamous electrosensors that can search out and locate virtually any electric current caused by any living being's movement.


Why this reef? Why the Coralstrider's reef that has served as a home for more than 15 generations? These thoughts continually race through Leonard's mind as he scans the reef.



Just as Leonard leaves his ledge to begin the descent to his family's reef for a closer inspection, a rogue sperm whale launches itself directly into the reef being guarded by the Stormturtles. The reef and seemingly anything within 100 feet is instantly pulverized by the massive skull of the beast. The blast from the collision launches Lenny back onto the brain coral from which he just left. Tossed claw over tail, young Coralstrider's thorax is smashed against the unforgiving brain coral rendering him unconscious.


Stay tuned for more developments in The Legend of Lenny the Lobster...

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

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-Shook Diesel

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